2. Get a library card. Don't allow yourself to renew. Due dates = challenges.
3. Take naps.
4. Get exercise.
5. Sit...while elevating your throbbing shins, knees, and back on ice...after exercising.
6. Plant a garden.
7. Plant another garden once you realize that you don't know how to plant a garden and need to start over.
8. Scan every family photo into the computer to make a virtual present that wont be finished in time.
9. Reminisce about every time you ever went to the doctor in the past five years so that you can gauge how much to lie as you fill out insurance applications.
10. Get your daily calcium via Brandy Alexanders.
